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I asked GOD: Let all my friends be healthy and happy forever...!

GOD said: But for 4 days only....!

I said: Yes, let them be a Spring Day, Summer Day, AutumnDay, and Winter Day.

GOD said: 3 days.

There once was a farmer who grew award-winning corn. Each year he entered his corn in the state fair where it won a blue ribbon.

One year a newspaper reporter interviewed him and learned something interesting about how he grew it. The reporter discovered that the farmer shared his seed corn with his neighbors.

"How can you afford to share your best seed corn with your neighbors when they are entering corn in competition with yours each year?" the reporter asked.

Once upon a time, two Lovers planned to commit suicide. They went to the top floow of a high rise building. Girl asked boy to jump first. Boy, madly in love with the girl jumped first.

That very moment girl got scared, closed her eyes and returned back.

Boy in mid-air opened parachute & said "I knew you Bitch, you won't jump after me".

That day onward people started saying LADIES FIRST...

Just go thro this interesting conversation and try and visualize the situation after UID......... Nandan Nilekani's dream - how the national ID card will work....!!!

Operator : "Thank you for calling Sams Pizza. May I have your..."

Customer: "Hello, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multipurpose ID card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's he..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610"

Arjun: Hey Vasudev, how can I do the most heinous and unpardonable act of forwarding emails that I receive, to my friends, relatives and revered elders?

Krishna: Paarth, at this moment, none of them is your friend or foe, relative or in-law, young or old and good or evil. You have no escape from following your Net-Dharma. Make haste to log on and send off the email to one and all. That is the only Karma expected of you and the Dharma you must follow.

Life today has become so "LESS"...
Phone : "Cordless"
Cooking: Fireless
Food: Fatless
Dress: Sleevless

Many of us might not be aware of this interesting  fact. Read on...

Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd'  do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99 (Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred).

1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on the right side of your mouth. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on the left side of your mouth.
2. To make half a kilo of honey, bees must collect nectar from over 2 million individual flowers.
3. Heroin is the brand name of morphine once marketed by 'Bayer'.
4. Communications giant Nokia was founded in 1865 as a wood-pulp mill by Fredrik Idestam.

This is the only time we will see and live this event. July 2011 will have 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. It means we will not have this marvellous event in our lifetime again.

1. Who is Anna Hazare?
An ex-army man. Fought 1965 Indo-Pak War

2. What's so special about him?
He built a village Ralegaon Siddhi in Ahamad Nagar district, Maharashtra

3. So what?
This village is a self-sustained model village. Energy is produced in the village itself from solar power, biofuel and wind mills. In 1975, it used to be a poverty clad village. Now it is one of the richest village in India. It has become a model for self-sustained, eco-friendly & harmonic village.