LADIES!!! Remember...a layer of dust protects the Wood beneath it.
'A house becomes a home when you can write 'I love you' on the furniture'.
I used to spend at least 4 hours every weekend making sure things were just perfect - 'in case someone came over'. Finally, I realized one day that no-one came over; they were all out living life and having fun! NOW, when people visit, I don't have to explain the 'condition' of my home.
Life today has become so "LESS"...
Phone : Cordless
Cooking: Fireless
Food: Fatless
Dress: Sleevless
Youth: Jobless
Leader: Shameless
Govt.: Hopeless
Job: Thankless
Police: Clueless
Policies: Aimless
Conduct: Worthless
Relation: Meaningless
Attitude: Careless
Feelings: Heartless
Education: Valueless
Arguments: Baseless
Days: Restless
Nights: Sleepless
Future: Directionless
Which is the most Dangerous Letter in English ??
The Answer is "W"...as in Wrong
"W" is a tension generator...
because all the worries and troubles get begins with "W"...
‘Vegetarian only and no liquor allowed’. For more than a year I had been planning an Indian restaurant. We had one of the best food consultants and the best interior designers with us. Now only a week to go, Interiors were in finishing stage and I was contemplating furniture and equipments.
Once upon a time, there was a giant beehive. It was located on an ancient tree, situated amidst meadows and gardens filled with bright and colorful flowers.
There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, And was a real miser when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me.
I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.'
21. Tries to use Credit Card in road side Hotel.
20. Drinks and carries Mineral Water and always speaks of Health. (proving to be very health conscious).
19. Sprays DEO such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
मेरी माँ की सिर्फ एक ही आँख थी और इसीलिए मैं उनसे बेहद नफ़रत करता था. वो फुटपाथ पर एक छोटी सी दुकान चलाती थी. उनके साथ होने पर मुझे शर्मिन्दगी महसूस होती थी. एक बार वो मेरे स्कूल आई और मै फिर से बहुत शर्मिंदा हुआ. वो मेरे साथ ऐसा कैसे कर सकती है? अगले दिन स्कूल में सबने मेरा बहुत मजाक उड़ाया.
Arjun: Hey Vasudev, how can I do the most heinous and unpardonable act of forwarding emails that I receive, to my friends, relatives and revered elders?
Krishna: Paarth, at this moment, none of them is your friend or foe, relative or in-law, young or old and good or evil. You have no escape from following your Net-Dharma. Make haste to log on and send off the email to one and all. That is the only Karma expected of you and the Dharma you must follow.
This is the only time we will see and live this event. July 2011 will have 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. It means we will not have this marvellous event in our lifetime again.