One day a very poor woman prayed for food.

A devil saw her & ordered his slave to deliver some food for the poor woman & tell her it comes from the devil.

The slave gave the food to the woman.

The poor woman gave thanks & ate the food.

Slave: Do you know where that food came from & who gave it to you?

Just go through this interesting conversation and try and visualize the situation after UID......... Nandan Nilekani's dream - how the national ID card will work....!!!

Operator : "Thank you for calling Sams Pizza. May I have your..."

Customer: "Hello, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multipurpose ID card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610"

• If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on the right side of your mouth. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on the left side of your mouth.
• To make half a kilo of honey, bees must collect nectar from over 2 million individual flowers.
• Heroin is the brand name of morphine once marketed by 'Bayer'.
• Communications giant Nokia was founded in 1865 as a wood-pulp mill by Fredrik Idestam.

There once was a farmer who discovered that he had lost his watch in the barn. It was no ordinary watch because it had sentimental value for him. After searching high and low among the hay for a long while; he gave up and enlisted the help of a group of children playing outside the barn. He promised them that the person who found it would be rewarded.

Hearing this, the children hurried inside the barn, went through and around the entire stack of hay but still could not find the watch.

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. -- John Adams
2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. -- Mark Twain
3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain

There was once a time when all human beings were gods, but they so abused their divinity that Brahma, the chief god, decided to take it away from them and hide it where it could never be found.

1. "Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!"
2. "A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first."
3. "Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."
4. "There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."

A baby asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?"

God said, "Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you."

The child further inquired, "But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy."

There once was a farmer who grew award-winning corn. Each year he entered his corn in the state fair where it won a blue ribbon.

One year a newspaper reporter interviewed him and learned something interesting about how he grew it. The reporter discovered that the farmer shared his seed corn with his neighbors.