My house is dusty, is yours? It is Ok to have dust

LADIES!!! Remember...a layer of dust protects the Wood beneath it.

'A house becomes a home when you can write 'I love you' on the furniture'.

I used to spend at least 4 hours every weekend making sure things were just perfect - 'in case someone came over'. Finally, I realized one day that no-one came over; they were all out living life and having fun! NOW, when people visit, I don't have to explain the 'condition' of my home.

Expectations are "ENDLESS".......!

Life today has become so "LESS"...
Phone : Cordless
Cooking: Fireless
Food: Fatless
Dress: Sleevless

Youth: Jobless
Leader: Shameless
Govt.: Hopeless
Job: Thankless
Police: Clueless
Policies: Aimless
Conduct: Worthless
Relation: Meaningless
Attitude: Careless
Feelings: Heartless
Education: Valueless
Arguments: Baseless
Days: Restless
Nights: Sleepless
Future: Directionless

Battling the Sarkari Smile

‘Vegetarian only and no liquor allowed’. For more than a year I had been planning an Indian restaurant. We had one of the best food consultants and the best interior designers with us. Now only a week to go, Interiors were in finishing stage and I was contemplating furniture and equipments.

The Obedient Wife

There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, And was a real miser when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me.

I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.'

जिंदगी तेरे नाम

मेरी माँ की सिर्फ एक ही आँख थी और इसीलिए मैं उनसे बेहद नफ़रत करता था. वो फुटपाथ पर एक छोटी सी दुकान चलाती थी. उनके साथ होने पर मुझे शर्मिन्दगी महसूस होती थी. एक बार वो मेरे स्कूल आई और मै फिर से बहुत शर्मिंदा हुआ. वो मेरे साथ ऐसा कैसे कर सकती है? अगले दिन स्कूल में सबने मेरा बहुत मजाक उड़ाया.

The Karma of Forwarding Emails

Arjun: Hey Vasudev, how can I do the most heinous and unpardonable act of forwarding emails that I receive, to my friends, relatives and revered elders?

Krishna: Paarth, at this moment, none of them is your friend or foe, relative or in-law, young or old and good or evil. You have no escape from following your Net-Dharma. Make haste to log on and send off the email to one and all. That is the only Karma expected of you and the Dharma you must follow.